i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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