Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
This toilet bowl is my home.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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