I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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