i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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