Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
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Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
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