Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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