Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
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