lets start a swedish sibling band together
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize
