a queef is a wish your heart makes.
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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