It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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