I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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