I wish I could punch you in the face.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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