During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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