Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
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