You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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