He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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