Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
It's never too late to be topless.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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