rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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