omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
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