apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
