So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
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