yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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