Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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