Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
What drink are we having for lunch?
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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