and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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