I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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