she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Randomize
