So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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