I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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