forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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