Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
You were trust falling into bushes
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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