Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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