Joe is yelling at the trees again.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
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