just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
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