I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Your mouth is God's brothel.
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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