just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
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