JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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