Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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