ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
Randomize