oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
what day is it and did you see me today?
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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