Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
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