oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
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