hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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