And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
My liver just had a heart attack.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
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