but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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