they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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