yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
God, I missed his penis.
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