i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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