So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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