I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
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