If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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