I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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