physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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