he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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