Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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