I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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