My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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