Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
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