Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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